Fuzzy Loon Designs - Attempted Murder Sticker

When you almost got away with it.

Slap this bad boy on your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper and let the world wonder what happened. "Attempted Murder" — because sometimes you plan the perfect crime and it just... doesn't pan out. No judgment here.

The Details:

• 📏 3 inches — small enough to be sneaky, big enough to make a statement
• 🌦️ Weatherproof: laughs in the face of wind, rain, and sunlight
• 🎨 Printed on premium vinyl with permanent adhesive (this relationship is not attempted — it's committed)
• 🛡️ Protective laminate coating for serious resistance to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water
• 🍽️ Dishwasher safe, if you're the type to put stickers through appliances (we don't judge)

A Note on Care: While this sticker can survive the dishwasher, we recommend handwashing your drinkware — some things deserve a gentler touch, even in a house that celebrates attempted murder.