{"product_id":"fuzzy-loon-designs-vulgar-unicorn-sticker","title":"Fuzzy Loon Designs - Vulgar Unicorn Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Back the F\u003c\/strong\u003e* Up, Sprinkle Tits!\" Unicorn Sticker**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSweet? Sure. Threatening? Absolutely. 🦄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOur most popular design has officially made its sticker debut, and honestly, it was only a matter of time. This sassy, horn-wielding unicorn is here to say what we're all thinking — and look \u003cem\u003efabulous\u003c\/em\u003e doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSlap it on your water bottle, laptop, car bumper, locker, or anywhere else that could use a little magical attitude. At approximately 2.29\" x 3\", it's the perfect size to make a statement without taking up your whole bumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnd don't let the glitter fool you — this sticker is \u003cem\u003etough\u003c\/em\u003e. Printed on premium vinyl with permanent adhesive and a protective laminate coating, it laughs in the face of wind, rain, sunlight, scratches, oil, and fading. You can even run it through the dishwasher. (We see you, lazy dish day. No judgment. 🫧)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis unicorn didn't come to play. She came to \u003cem\u003eshank\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSticker Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: Approximately 2.29\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted on white vinyl for maximum color pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeatherproof, scratch-resistant \u0026amp; fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePermanent adhesive — this girl is \u003cem\u003estaying put\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Water Bottles · Laptops · Car Bumpers · Lockers · Anyone Who's Done Being Nice Today ✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzy Loon Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45794383855669,"sku":"STICKER73","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/2794\/7573\/files\/dbabb99b539f3a5174cd0ceabd1ac9e7d7a0872b10719711b9bcdb63e278c89d.png?v=1784830843","url":"https:\/\/rootedfinds.com\/products\/fuzzy-loon-designs-vulgar-unicorn-sticker","provider":"rootedfinds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}