{"product_id":"fuzzy-loon-designs-attempted-murder-sticker","title":"Fuzzy Loon Designs - Attempted Murder Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you almost got away with it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSlap this bad boy on your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper and let the world wonder what happened. \"Attempted Murder\" — because sometimes you plan the perfect crime and it just... doesn't pan out. No judgment here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e📏 3 inches — small enough to be sneaky, big enough to make a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🌦️ Weatherproof: laughs in the face of wind, rain, and sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🎨 Printed on premium vinyl with permanent adhesive (this relationship is not attempted — it's committed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🛡️ Protective laminate coating for serious resistance to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🍽️ Dishwasher safe, if you're the type to put stickers through appliances (we don't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Note on Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e While this sticker can survive the dishwasher, we recommend handwashing your drinkware — some things deserve a gentler touch, even in a house that celebrates attempted murder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fuzzy Loon Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45794383396917,"sku":"STICKER109","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/2794\/7573\/files\/aca84d272d19b0151b5e615520afebb7d3f49a740c81d87089306e579ddbbc0f.png?v=1784830828","url":"https:\/\/rootedfinds.com\/products\/fuzzy-loon-designs-attempted-murder-sticker","provider":"rootedfinds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}